8.17.2002

Dr. Carter, why is your nose so pointy?
Dr. Carter is but an instrument of God
Dr. Carter, you're the only original cast member left
Dr. Carter you suck at basketball
Dr. Carter had a crush on Maggie Doyle
But she was a lesbian
Dr. Carter liked his student Lucy
But she got stabbed by a psycho

You hurt your leg
You got stabbed in the back
You got maise in your eye
You almost got whacked
And kicked in the chest
You used to vomit when you got nervous
You were addicted to painkillers

Dr. Carter got arrested for obstruction of justice
Dr. Carter your "Gamma" is rich
Dr. Carter, you're a magnet for blonde haired bitches

Dr. Carter you wish you were Dr. Greene
Except without the tumor, glasses, and male pattern baldness
But other than that, you wish you were Dr. Greene

Dr. Carter, you hate Dr. Kovac
Luka is not your friend
Because he was doing Abby when you wanted to
So then you started liking Susan
But then when you were treating small children with smallpox
You realized you don't like Susan

You hate Kerry Weaver
She's not your friend either
She likes women and she has a gimp

Dr. Carter, you tried to grow a beard
But it didn't work because it got glued to a patient