8.7.2002

(verse 1)
Andrew, Andrew, how I love him so
If only I weren't afraid of telephones
My friends stopped asking me how I am
Started asking me if I've called Andrew yet

I wanted to ask him to see Goldmember with me

(chorus)
It's a shame all I've gotten is his negativity
It's too bad he hasn't realized that he is just like me
It's so typical that opposites attract
That's why I'll never get Andrew

(verse 2)
I need to stop falling for Andrew
Because I know he's such a total asshole
I'll be almost sure that he hates me
My friends talk me into thinking he likes me

I bought a box of chocolates in case he turns me down

(repeat chorus)
(bridge)
He's just more proof that I will die alone and unloved
He's just more lightning down my chimney to kill my dogs
I don't need him, I can't have him
But I want him so bad it hurts
Take an Advil, eat my chocolate, sit in my bedroom and pout
But if I could change -ologies or old wives' tales
I'd mae it so I'd be good for him
And he'd be good enough for me

(repeat chorus)