1.4.2003

HOW I SHALL BECOME A MOVIE STAR (MY RESOLUTIONS)

1. Look like a movie star
a. Take a shower every other day
b. Eliminate stress
1. Clean my damn room
2. Don't procrastinate
3. Just practice the fucking instruments
c. Get in shape
1. Walk the damn dog
2. Start doing that J. Lo workout again. Clearly, it works.
d. Better posture
2. Become an actress
a. Look into those talent agencies
b. Audition for plays
c. Join the drama club and speech team in high school