9.26.2002

Today is national cheesy joke day! Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRR!

Sax tryouts went extremely well. But how much can I trust my own judgement? For God's sake, I'm an extreme narcissist. I just love that word. Unfortunately, my chair will not be changed, even though I think I AT LEAST deserve 4th. But I'll be 5th. Shit.

Today was MUST SEE TV THURSDAY! SEASON PREMIERES!

FRIENDS: Very entertaining. I was very pleased with it. But I just wish Joey and Rachel would get together!

SCRUBS: Is it just me, or was everyone wearing different colored scrubs than what they wore last year? And where is Turk's mustache? Pretty funny, but not quite the show I used to watch. But you gotta give them some credit, they were good enough to be after Friends. And plus, it's the season premiere of their second season. Always a toughy.

WILL AND GRACE: This is the end, I'm telling you. This show needs help. I had to turn it off, it was so awful.

GOOD MORNING MIAMI: Forget about it.

ER: Holy sweet goddamn! I cannot believe Rocket Romano's arm got chopped off, by a chopper! He was just going to pick up a chart, and SWACK! His arm was in one place and he was in another. He owes a lot of thanks to Luka. So Abby and Carter are together. That's good. In reruns I'm in the ones now where Abby's mom has lost it again and Abby and Carter were on a road trip with her. I just don't think Abby (and Carol) appreciated Luka enough. He is the perfect man for the following reasons:

1. He's a doctor.
2. He's gorgeous.
3. He has an accent.
4. He's sensitive.
5. See #2.

Hehehe. I think Jing-Mei and Pratt should hook up. I was glad to see that they added Mekhi Phifer to the cast. He's hot too.